Something Witty That I Can't Come Up With

halfmyotpisdead:

rippeddad:

rippeddad:

grumpysalmon:

bigstupidbaby:

today someone told me they dont believe in the moon and i laughed for like 10 minutes but then i googled it and theres a lot of people who think that and now im not laughing. its all a fuckin lie man im not laughing at all.  

fuck the moon in my opinion. its shit

Good thing ripped shrek blew it up in that one anime

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My dad thinks the moon is a satellite put in the sky by the aliens in our government

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via captainthebootyamerica)

chizuu:

i think a lot about the fact that castiel always saw meg’s true face

(via walrustache)

This is really sweet

charmedsevenfold:

So for my AP United States History class we have to write a research paper; my topic is the gay rights movement in America. Today I began reading one of the books that I chose as a sourceimage

And I opened it up to the dedication page and found this

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And if you don’t think that’s one of the sweetest and most romantic things ever then get out of my face

(via halfmyotpisdead)

plushpuppetrumps:

assstiel:

assstiel:

these two boys from my class went dressed today as that psycho from scream and no-face from spirited away. they started making out right in front of everyone. it was the most disturbing thing i’ve ever seen.

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just when i thought things couldn’t get any weirder, the scooby-doo gang showed up and jason joined scream and no-face

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wtf kinda school is this

obviously a school I should have attended in my younger years

(via flomation)